=Captain=




=DirtyDozen=Lee Marvin



Current Location: State College, PA

Favorite DoD Weapon: Thompson / Pineapple Grenade

Favorite DoD Map: Heutau (Since the beginning, you buncha mooks who all like it
          now since you don't have to hike. It was awesome then, it's awesome now.)

Favorite Quote: "Whassamatter? Did you forget your Luger? You want I should go
          get it for you, you stupid Mick?!" -- Bill Guarnere 2nd Bn. E. Co. 506th P.I.R.
          101st A.B. "Band of Brothers"

Quote to Live By: "When he put his hands up to surrender, I took it as an act of
          agression, so I shot him in the face."


Status: Active.



=DirtyDozen=Charles Bronson






          Charles Bronson is the clan's executive officer and Marvin's right hand man.  When he is not playing DoD, he enjoys long walks on the beach and sunsets.
        If you like piña colada's, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight on the dunes by the cape, then he's the love that you've looked for... Write to him and escape [ed. No comment!].

Current Location: Lewistown, PA

Favorite DoD Weapon: Anything automatic since he's got a 56K.

Favorite DoD Map: Zafod and Schwetz

Favorite Quote[s]: "Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand
          Steinways, but what's between them... Passport to heaven." -- Scent of a
          Woman

          "When in doubt, fuck." -- Scent of a Woman

Quote to Live By: "To know that just one life has breathed a little easier because
          of you... This is to have lived."

Status: ACTIVE!!!




=1st Lieutenant=




=DirtyDozen=Clint Walker






          Clint is one of our two resident server administrators who, together, have brought us the most excellent servers we play on, with the best available anti-cheat scanning software and PsychoStats for us to brag about.
        Great work, guys. Thanks from all of us.

Current Loaction: Atlanta, GA

Favorite DoD Weapon: Thompson, Spade

Favorite DoD Map: Cherbourg (Absolute fav is Snowtown from the old 1.3 days)

Favorite Quote: "You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit
          down your neck!" -- Lee Ermy (Drill Instructor Sgt. Hartman) in Full Metal
          Jacket

Quote to Live By: "Lead, follow or get the Hell out of my way."

Status: Active.




=2nd Lieutenant=




=DirtyDozen=Donald Sutherland






          Donald's the crazy Belgian of the clan and was third to proudly sport our great name. When he's not playing DoD, you can [almost!] be sure he's busy making an other baby with his lovely wife. Oh, and sometimes he works in a steel mill.
        He is also interested in Formula 1, motorcycles and bicycles, which he often rides with his wife and soon-to-be five children.

Current Location: Near the Bulge. Belgium (Called Beerland too).

Favorite DoD Weapon: Browning Automatic Rifle

Favorite DoD Map: Standard: Avalanche--Custom: Railroad

Favorite Quote: "Nuts!" - General Anthony McAuliffe at Bastogne when the German High Commander proposed an allied surrender, Dec. '44

Quote to Live By: "Earth is my Country and humanity my Family." - Khalil Gibran,
          Libanese poet [ed. Fantastic quote.]

Second Quote to Live By: "If you touch my candy bar, I'll kill you!" - Dave Rome

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Wolf Kahler






          Wolf is also interested in modern firearms [in a platonic sort of way], computer graphics, comic books and literature [and the occasional serious world politics bashing]. He's also the clan's Web designer and occasional weapon model skin customizer and probably the biggest local Chuck Palahniuk sympathiser. If anyone else here's even heard of the man... He's not afraid to be the bad guy.

Current Location: Georgia, USA

Favourite DoD Weapon: MP40

Favourite DoD Map: Glider

Favourite Quote: "Where we're at right here is the beginning of the end." - Chuck
          Palahniuk, Choke

Quote to Live By: "I shake the guy's hand and say, good fight." - Chuck
          Palahniuk, Fight Club

Status: Active.




=Sergeant=




=DirtyDozen=Telly Savalas






Current Location: Oneonta, NY

Favorite DoD Weapon: Sniper Rifle

Favorite DoD Map: Koln (Yeah, that's right      )

Favorite Quote: "Don't run, you'll only die tired."

Quote to Live By: "If it doesn't kill you it will only make you stronger."

Status: Active.




=Corporal=




=DirtyDozen=Vincent VanPatten




Current Location: Orlando, FLA

Occupation: Legal Translator

Favourite DoD Weapon[s]: BAR, Sniper Rifles

Favourite Quote: "Be the best in everything, always."

Quote to Live By: "Nobody learns by someone else's head."

Status: Active.




=Private, First Class=




=DirtyDozen=George Kennedy



Status: In and Out of Availability.


=DirtyDozen=Robert Ryan



Real Name: Mike Hagan

Current Location: Atlanta, GA

Occupation: Automotive Warehouse worker/Freelance web designer

Favourite DoD Weapon: Browning Automatic Rifle or the "Run Really Fast" key.

Favourite DoD Map: 1.3: Seg3   2.1: Cherbourg  
Custom: Hamlet

Favourite Quote: "The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my gun and badge"

Quote to Live By: 'D'oh!!!"

Other Interests: Street-punk and classical music, guitars, pc games, Guinness, driving really fast in piece of shit w/ wheels, sleeping.

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Mathew Burton



AKA: Mark Rea

Current Location: Toronto, ON

Occupation: Highschool, Paintball

Favourite DoD Weapon: Thompson

Favourite DoD Map[s]: Anzio, Heutau, para_Glider

Favourite Quote: "You got Bunker'd... HAHAHA!"

Quote to Live By: "Do what you want. It's your own life."

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Erik Estrada



Status: Active.



=DirtyDozen=James VanPatten




Current Location: Orlando, FLA

Occupation: Student

Favourite DoD Weapon[s]: BAR, Sniper Rifles

Favourite Quote: "A good sniper stays in the shadows and is patient, but life is
          too short to wait for so long."

Quote to Live By: "Use what you can to survive."

Status: Active.



=DirtyDozen=Mario Barbaric




Current Location: Portsmouth, UK

Occupation: Steel Erector

Favourite ToD Weapon: AK47 [But Clint can testify to his skills as a sapper...
          OUCH!!]

Favourite Quote: "If you go to bed with an itchy bum you wake up with a smelly
          finger."

Quote[s] to Live By: "Enjoy life! This is not a rehearsal!"

          "A man said unto me smile and be happy, things could be worse; so I smiled
          and was happy and behold things did get worse."

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Michael Sheard




Current Location: Berlin - Germany

Occupation: Student

Favourite DoD Weapon: Springfield Sniper Rifle

Favourite Quote: "He`s dead, Jim."

Quote to Live By: "Life is no kindergarten."

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Trini Lopez




Current Location: The Hague- Netherlands (But I'm Spanish)

Occupation: Student

Favourite DoD Weapon: All The M1's

Favourite Quote: "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of
          us, they're behind us... they can't get away this time." - Lieutenant General
          Lewis B."Chesty" Puller (when surrounded by 8 enemy divisions)

Quote to Live By: "Common Sense is not very common"

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Rolf Saxon




          The =DirtyDozen='s resident cynic; considers pessimism a near religion. A Telly/Vince in training, he's the newest member of the bunch. A failed writer, and poor artist, his body is beyond addicted to the power of caffeine.

Current Location: Buckley, WA [Oh, the pain of saying that...]

Occupation: NLA

Favourite DoD Weapon[s]: Colt and Luger!!!

Favourite DoD Map[s]: Anzio, Thunder

Favorite Quote: Reporter: "Don't you think it's ironic that your favorite thing to eat is balony?" Gee-dubble-yuh Bush: "Yanno what I think is ironic? I think you're ironic."

          "Whoa! Whoa! Ok... You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend. Near 400 gallons of nitro glycerine!!!" - Tyler Durden

          "In the dark the shadows wait, the wings of war rise beneath the bloody hands of the living, and nothing can save us. Only nothing, ever nothing... Nothing, and nothing alone."

Quote to Live By: "I'm just a butterfly dreaming I'm a man." -- Sun Tzu

          "If God didn't exist, it would be nessesary to invent him." -- Voltaire

          "The distance between insanity and genius is measured by success."

Status: Active.




=DirtyDozen=Ernest Borgnine



Location: Winter Park,Fl
Occupation: High School Student, NJROTC Cadet
Favourite DoD Weapon: M1 Garand
Favourite Map: Most Custom Maps

Favorite Quote[s]: "Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." - John Wayne

          "I have not yet begun to fight!" - Captain John Paul Jones, USN

          "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" - Admiral David Farragut, USN

Quote[s] To Live By: "You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" - George Bernard Shaw

          "Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet." Chinese
Proverb

          "Hold a true friend with both hands." Nigerian Proverb

Status: Active.




=DirtyDozen=Stuart Cooper



Status: Active.




=DirtyDozen=Tony Valentine



Real Name: Jon Heuman

Current Location: Tampa Bay, Florida

Occupation: Entreupeneur

Favorite TOoD Weapon: Grenades

Favorite ToD maps: Cp_southhue, Cp_industrial, Cf_khesan

Favorite Quote:"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Quotes to Live By: See lyrics: "Not Falling" - Mudvayne

Status: Active.
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=Captain=




=DirtyDozen=Lee Marvin



Current Location: State College, PA

Favorite DoD Weapon: Thompson / Pineapple Grenade

Favorite DoD Map: Heutau (Since the beginning, you buncha mooks who all like it
          now since you don't have to hike. It was awesome then, it's awesome now.)

Favorite Quote: "Whassamatter? Did you forget your Luger? You want I should go
          get it for you, you stupid Mick?!" -- Bill Guarnere 2nd Bn. E. Co. 506th P.I.R.
          101st A.B. "Band of Brothers"

Quote to Live By: "When he put his hands up to surrender, I took it as an act of
          agression, so I shot him in the face."


Status: Active.



=DirtyDozen=Charles Bronson






          Charles Bronson is the clan's executive officer and Marvin's right hand man.  When he is not playing DoD, he enjoys long walks on the beach and sunsets.
        If you like piña colada's, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight on the dunes by the cape, then he's the love that you've looked for... Write to him and escape [ed. No comment!].

Current Location: Lewistown, PA

Favorite DoD Weapon: Anything automatic since he's got a 56K.

Favorite DoD Map: Zafod and Schwetz

Favorite Quote[s]: "Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand
          Steinways, but what's between them... Passport to heaven." -- Scent of a
          Woman

          "When in doubt, fuck." -- Scent of a Woman

Quote to Live By: "To know that just one life has breathed a little easier because
          of you... This is to have lived."

Status: ACTIVE!!!




=1st Lieutenant=




=DirtyDozen=Clint Walker






          Clint is one of our two resident server administrators who, together, have brought us the most excellent servers we play on, with the best available anti-cheat scanning software and PsychoStats for us to brag about.
        Great work, guys. Thanks from all of us.

Current Loaction: Atlanta, GA

Favorite DoD Weapon: Thompson, Spade

Favorite DoD Map: Cherbourg (Absolute fav is Snowtown from the old 1.3 days)

Favorite Quote: "You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit
          down your neck!" -- Lee Ermy (Drill Instructor Sgt. Hartman) in Full Metal
          Jacket

Quote to Live By: "Lead, follow or get the Hell out of my way."

Status: Active.




=2nd Lieutenant=




=DirtyDozen=Donald Sutherland






          Donald's the crazy Belgian of the clan and was third to proudly sport our great name. When he's not playing DoD, you can [almost!] be sure he's busy making an other baby with his lovely wife. Oh, and sometimes he works in a steel mill.
        He is also interested in Formula 1, motorcycles and bicycles, which he often rides with his wife and soon-to-be five children.

Current Location: Near the Bulge. Belgium (Called Beerland too).

Favorite DoD Weapon: Browning Automatic Rifle

Favorite DoD Map: Standard: Avalanche--Custom: Railroad

Favorite Quote: "Nuts!" - General Anthony McAuliffe at Bastogne when the German High Commander proposed an allied surrender, Dec. '44

Quote to Live By: "Earth is my Country and humanity my Family." - Khalil Gibran,
          Libanese poet [ed. Fantastic quote.]

Second Quote to Live By: "If you touch my candy bar, I'll kill you!" - Dave Rome

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Wolf Kahler






          Wolf is also interested in modern firearms [in a platonic sort of way], computer graphics, comic books and literature [and the occasional serious world politics bashing]. He's also the clan's Web designer and occasional weapon model skin customizer and probably the biggest local Chuck Palahniuk sympathiser. If anyone else here's even heard of the man... He's not afraid to be the bad guy.

Current Location: Georgia, USA

Favourite DoD Weapon: MP40

Favourite DoD Map: Glider

Favourite Quote: "Where we're at right here is the beginning of the end." - Chuck
          Palahniuk, Choke

Quote to Live By: "I shake the guy's hand and say, good fight." - Chuck
          Palahniuk, Fight Club

Status: Active.




=Sergeant=




=DirtyDozen=Telly Savalas






Current Location: Oneonta, NY

Favorite DoD Weapon: Sniper Rifle

Favorite DoD Map: Koln (Yeah, that's right      )

Favorite Quote: "Don't run, you'll only die tired."

Quote to Live By: "If it doesn't kill you it will only make you stronger."

Status: Active.




=Corporal=




=DirtyDozen=Vincent VanPatten




Current Location: Orlando, FLA

Occupation: Legal Translator

Favourite DoD Weapon[s]: BAR, Sniper Rifles

Favourite Quote: "Be the best in everything, always."

Quote to Live By: "Nobody learns by someone else's head."

Status: Active.




=Private, First Class=




=DirtyDozen=George Kennedy



Status: In and Out of Availability.


=DirtyDozen=Robert Ryan



Real Name: Mike Hagan

Current Location: Atlanta, GA

Occupation: Automotive Warehouse worker/Freelance web designer

Favourite DoD Weapon: Browning Automatic Rifle or the "Run Really Fast" key.

Favourite DoD Map: 1.3: Seg3   2.1: Cherbourg  
Custom: Hamlet

Favourite Quote: "The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my gun and badge"

Quote to Live By: 'D'oh!!!"

Other Interests: Street-punk and classical music, guitars, pc games, Guinness, driving really fast in piece of shit w/ wheels, sleeping.

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Mathew Burton



AKA: Mark Rea

Current Location: Toronto, ON

Occupation: Highschool, Paintball

Favourite DoD Weapon: Thompson

Favourite DoD Map[s]: Anzio, Heutau, para_Glider

Favourite Quote: "You got Bunker'd... HAHAHA!"

Quote to Live By: "Do what you want. It's your own life."

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Erik Estrada



Status: Active.



=DirtyDozen=James VanPatten




Current Location: Orlando, FLA

Occupation: Student

Favourite DoD Weapon[s]: BAR, Sniper Rifles

Favourite Quote: "A good sniper stays in the shadows and is patient, but life is
          too short to wait for so long."

Quote to Live By: "Use what you can to survive."

Status: Active.



=DirtyDozen=Mario Barbaric




Current Location: Portsmouth, UK

Occupation: Steel Erector

Favourite ToD Weapon: AK47 [But Clint can testify to his skills as a sapper...
          OUCH!!]

Favourite Quote: "If you go to bed with an itchy bum you wake up with a smelly
          finger."

Quote[s] to Live By: "Enjoy life! This is not a rehearsal!"

          "A man said unto me smile and be happy, things could be worse; so I smiled
          and was happy and behold things did get worse."

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Michael Sheard




Current Location: Berlin - Germany

Occupation: Student

Favourite DoD Weapon: Springfield Sniper Rifle

Favourite Quote: "He`s dead, Jim."

Quote to Live By: "Life is no kindergarten."

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Trini Lopez




Current Location: The Hague- Netherlands (But I'm Spanish)

Occupation: Student

Favourite DoD Weapon: All The M1's

Favourite Quote: "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of
          us, they're behind us... they can't get away this time." - Lieutenant General
          Lewis B."Chesty" Puller (when surrounded by 8 enemy divisions)

Quote to Live By: "Common Sense is not very common"

Status: Active.


=DirtyDozen=Rolf Saxon




          The =DirtyDozen='s resident cynic; considers pessimism a near religion. A Telly/Vince in training, he's the newest member of the bunch. A failed writer, and poor artist, his body is beyond addicted to the power of caffeine.

Current Location: Buckley, WA [Oh, the pain of saying that...]

Occupation: NLA

Favourite DoD Weapon[s]: Colt and Luger!!!

Favourite DoD Map[s]: Anzio, Thunder

Favorite Quote: Reporter: "Don't you think it's ironic that your favorite thing to eat is balony?" Gee-dubble-yuh Bush: "Yanno what I think is ironic? I think you're ironic."

          "Whoa! Whoa! Ok... You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend. Near 400 gallons of nitro glycerine!!!" - Tyler Durden

          "In the dark the shadows wait, the wings of war rise beneath the bloody hands of the living, and nothing can save us. Only nothing, ever nothing... Nothing, and nothing alone."

Quote to Live By: "I'm just a butterfly dreaming I'm a man." -- Sun Tzu

          "If God didn't exist, it would be nessesary to invent him." -- Voltaire

          "The distance between insanity and genius is measured by success."

Status: Active.




=DirtyDozen=Ernest Borgnine



Location: Winter Park,Fl
Occupation: High School Student, NJROTC Cadet
Favourite DoD Weapon: M1 Garand
Favourite Map: Most Custom Maps

Favorite Quote[s]: "Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." - John Wayne

          "I have not yet begun to fight!" - Captain John Paul Jones, USN

          "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" - Admiral David Farragut, USN

Quote[s] To Live By: "You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" - George Bernard Shaw

          "Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet." Chinese
Proverb

          "Hold a true friend with both hands." Nigerian Proverb

Status: Active.




=DirtyDozen=Stuart Cooper



Status: Active.




=DirtyDozen=Tony Valentine



Real Name: Jon Heuman

Current Location: Tampa Bay, Florida

Occupation: Entreupeneur

Favorite TOoD Weapon: Grenades

Favorite ToD maps: Cp_southhue, Cp_industrial, Cf_khesan

Favorite Quote:"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Quotes to Live By: See lyrics: "Not Falling" - Mudvayne

Status: Active.
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